Piñata Surprise!

Ray and I were hanging out on a Sunday afternoon and we were trying to think of something to do. Ray came up with the brilliant idea of getting a piñata and showing up at one of our friend's place, so we headed over to Target to get everything we needed. We knew Stacy was at her place at the time so we decided to surprise her with a piñata party!






Ray is ready to get this piñata out of the bag and ready to go for a party.






I am also ready to get the candy out of the bag for a party.






Tis a fine piñata that is suitable for Stacy.






So many choices!






Ray stuffed it good.






I also stuffed it good.






It was also by far the most durable piñata I had ever sat on.






Ray couldn't resist and had to try it on.






Ray has the Wacky String™ and the piñata ready so now its time to greet Stacy.....













Stacy and Malek clean up the Wacky String™ mess Ray had just made.






Stacy is excited about the piñata!






Malek wanted to hold it.






Malek tries to distract Stacy while she balances the piñata on her head.






She totally copied Ray.






Ray holds an imaginary baseball bat while Stacy looks for a real one.






She couldn't find a bat...but a broom stick would do just fine.






We were on a search to find a place to hang the piñata for smashing purposes.






We couldn't find a good place to hang it, but Ray was brave enough to hold it for Stacy.






Stacy takes a swing!






And another swing!






Ray seems to be doing just fine.






A few minutes go by and Stacy gets a good break.






The princess piñata is finally destroyed!






Malek and Stacy were more concerned about the broom stick than gathering up the candy on the ground.






Stacy is proud of her work.






Malek was no longer distracted by the broom stick and focused all of his attention on the candy.






The piñata party comes to a close.....






.....and Stacy politely told Ray and I to never surprise her again with silly string.





THE END!

Epic Disney World Adventure

I had recently been invited to Disney World quite a few times in the past couple of months and I always had in mind of possibly making a blog out of the experience, but since I kept going back so often I thought I would just wait until I went to all of the planned weekends with friends so I could make an EPIC DISNEY WORLD ADVENTURE! I ended up going to all of the parks with some fun people and of course I took some fun pictures each day we went. All of us had a blast and I hope you enjoy all of the pictures and videos!





October 11th
A few days before this weekend Ray and Nathan were planning on going to Disney World and Ray invited me along because he had an extra 4 day ticket. I was pretty excited to go to the parks and hang out with Ray and to also see Nathan again. Here's what happened.....






Ray pre-approves of the new Toy Story ride.






Nathan and Ray found the entrance.






When they gave me my ticket it had a lame picture of Tinkerbell on it and I wouldn't stop whining until they gave me something with Pixar characters.






We just rode Tower of Terror.....






.....I played it cool in front of the guys but deep down I was scared to death.






Flik showed up and was hungry for some children.






He went out into the crowd to pick a nice juicy one.






His stick bug friend, Slim, joined in on the feast.






Wall•E totally looks like me.






Then I tried to steal him but he was bolted to the ground pretty good.






I yelled for Sorcerer Mickey to come hither for a picture with me, but he just smiled and stayed put next to his fancy lookin' mouse hole.






We were going to get our picture taken with Mr. and Mrs. Incredible, but when we were next in line to see them they left and we had no choice but to meet Frozone instead. I was ssooooo disappointed.






We're about to see the stunt show with a bunch of cars 'n such.






Ray and I are ready to see the cars 'n such.






Nathan is excited to get a strong signal of his 3G iPhone underneath roof of the bleacher area.






We're all ready for the show and hope it isn't too long so we can get up from the uncomfortable bleachers.






One of the stagehands explains what we are about to see and to also show off the huge jumbo screen TV.













The show is over and everyone is happy that no one died.







Ray and I are impressed to the extreme.






The show deserves a few thumbs up.






I get scared easily by fire...even if its just a large picture.






We got our picture with Mrs. and Mr. Incredible, which was great because right after our picture Frozone came back out to take over the meet 'n greet shift.






Hat picture.






Ray tries to play the jumbo Aerosmith guitar.....






.....but Nathan shows him how its done.






Ray and Nathan do a little bit of chillaxin'.





This dinosaur is also pretty good at chillaxin'.






Then a tug boat came out of nowhere and slammed into the magic hat.






We all panicked and thought it was a good time to leave.....






.....but before we left Ray and Nathan helped the 2-Dimensional Coca-Cola man restock the entire park with soda for the thirsty tourists.






Then it was time to go. What a day!





October 25th
Ray and I made plans on checking out a little bit of the Food and Wine Festival at EPCOT during this weekend, but we mostly spent the day taking a ton of pictures and going on most of the rides. It was fun so here's what happened.....






Ray and I snuck into EPCOT from the back entrance by boat and are ready to cause some mischief.






Ray wanted to show me a little trick he picked up on a while back.....






.....and I was impressed because I didn't even recognize it was him.






So I wanted to give it a shot.....






.....but I ended up locking myself in like a fool.






After spending way too much time playing with the telephone booths we became bored and thought it was time to say hi to people in costumes.






Me and Ray felt underdressed when we met the head mouse.






Then we made our way over to the bad part of Disney World to hang with Plu-Dawg in da 'hood.






Ray and I have never kissed a plastic mouse like gorillas before so we figured Minnie wouldn't mind if we tried.






Ray was speechless and I kept whispering secret codes to classic Nintendo games into Minnie's ear.






Ray and I had no idea Donald was a mad scientist.






Goofy made us do his exact pose or else we were going to get pummeled.






I ran into Belle from Beauty and the Beast in an enchanted 1980's hallway.






It was quite a treat for Ray to meet Mary Poppins.....






Ray asked if she could clean his house but she declined the offer since she was on her holiday.






So to end the awkwardness I took a picture and then we left.






I ran into a cat that I had no idea what movie it was from.






Stitch enjoys giving thumbs up as much as Ray and I do.






Then we went back to say hello to this cat because she didn't seem like she had much to do.






All and all it was a good character meet 'n greet.






Its finally time to go on a ride so we headed over to the Test Track.






If you've ever seen the movie you may recall that Dumbo was a bit of a booser. This is what happens when you let a drunk baby elephant drive a vehicle.






I learned to NEVER let Dumbo drive if I see him tipsy.






This was a little creepy to see.






This was sorta creepy to.....






.....but its even creepier in black and white!






Ray and I are ready to test out this so called "track."






It was pretty hot.....






.....and also cold.













We enjoyed the ride.






Ray 'n I found Chip 'n Dale and threatened them to take a picture with us.






I was ready to go for Mission Space.






Ray wasn't quite ready and lost his balance.






If there's one thing that makes Ray laugh its a Mr. Potato Head dressed up as Bubba Fett.






I tried on a sleeping cap astronauts wear in space.






I could imagine the worst part of every morning in outer space is trying to take it off.






Seriously.....






.....it was tricky.






Mickey offered to help but I didn't trust him.






Me and Ray found the EPCOT ball.






I was amazed at how large it is.....






.....but Ray was a little afraid of it.






I showed him there's nothing to fear by climbing on it.






Ray watched from below.






He was convinced that he didn't need to be scared anymore so that was good.






We found a hat shop so Ray tried on a fresh Dale head.






I went for sorcerer's apprentice.






Jam it up.






I like booty.






Wud up ladies.






Ray enjoys visiting fake Mexico.






I enjoy visiting the fake Mexico gift shops.....






.....but so does Ray.






Fake Germany was nice...but it's no fake Mexico.






I thought this was a funny view.






Ray was too busy being cool to notice the funny view.






We were able to fit right in over at fake Italy.






Me and Yellow Robot Lilliput met up in fake Japan and talked about politics for a while.






Next up was fake Morocco.






They had some very quiet gift shops.....






.....until I encountered this guy.






Ray tried to calm me down by reading a children's storybook.






That really didn't do it for me so he showed me how to find inner peace.






That did the trick for me.






Here's another funny view.






We met up with Mexican Donald in a fake Mexican alley over in fake Mexico again.






While visiting fake Norway we a gigantic petrified troll.






These right here are authentic fake Norway sunglasses.






We were ready to try and find Nemo.






I found him first.






Ray and I had never been inside of a shark's mouth before so we thought we'd try it out.






Ray showed me how people are supposed to act in fake Canada.






I didn't seem to fit in very well.






I was deathly afraid of the creatures in fake Canada so I demanded to leave the theme park immediately.





November 22nd
Ray and I decided to go back to Disney World once again and this time it was Disney's Animal Kingdom with plans to go over to Magic Kingdom later that night. Stacy and Malek had recently won seasonal tickets so they were going to join us for a long day of non-stop crazy fun. Here's what happened.....





If I'm not paying attention I often get attacked by a group of stuffed monkeys, so this was a fine way to start off the morning.






Ray was excited about a no wait time for getting into a park without a bag.






We found a large monkey from Lion King. I was happy he did not attack me...but that was only because I kept a good eye on him.






We were surprised to see this rabbit from that one movie. You know...that one movie that will never be released from the vault EVER.






Stacy called me at this point and I told her I had to call her back because I was getting my picture taken with a large raccoon.






I'm glad they had this sign out front because I did not know where we were.






Me and Ray are deep within the Animal Kingdom and are afraid to move forward.....






.....but we gathered the courage to move forward and somehow ended up in Asia.






Then we hopped on a train that would take us on an Expedition through Mount Everest.






Me and Ray had just realized Stacy and Malek were following us around and I spotted them right behind us on the train.






Ray gave a thumbs up for Stacy and another for Malek because thats what Ray does.






By the time we made it up to the top of the mountain we discovered we were in a sticky situation.













The Yeti probably took this picture because he has nothing else to do in the cave.






Ray would really like this hippopotamus for Christmas.






I would really like this adorable miniature abdominal snowman to leave me alone.






Stacy and I scream at amusement parks even when we're not on a ride.






We discovered the largest plastic mountain in Florida.






Balou takes advantage of every post he can find by scratching his itchy back.






Me and Ray got a picture with him right before he mauled both of us.






King Louie showed up so we all got in and pretended we had a nice time.






I was was trying to jam along with this guy but I was Americanizing it way too much.






There was a tree lady lurking about the Disney jungle.....






.....but me and Malek never did find her.






We checked out the Dinosaur ride, which is very kid friendly.






We were ready to set out for an adventure, which may lead to our death.






DINOSAUR!!!






We were scared.






So we went to see Goofy because he's not too intimidating.






Ray pointed out Tigger and then he pounced on Ray without any warning.






He was coming for me next but I told him I smell like a girl because everyone knows Tigger is afraid of girls.






So he left me alone and he also kept his distance away from Stacy.






It's always nice to see Pooh.






As we were leaving I told him to stop eating his hand because he might need that later.






We were all ecstatic to meet Eeyore.






We met up with Tigger again and he wasn't nearly as bouncy from what I've heard from others.






We even tried to bounce together and he was the worst one of us all!






Everyone needs to think fast when I take pictures like this...Stacy was on it this time around.






Its time to go on a safari!






Apparently those fake crocodiles are real.






Someone needs to flip that tree the other way.






We're still alive on the safari ride.






And that tree is still upside down.






These flamingos like to hang out on a hidden Mickey island.






I was confused to why this ostrich did not have it's head stuck in the ground.






We all survived the safari ride...THIS TIME.






I said hi to Tarzan's friend while she was walking away.






Ray did a good impression.






Malek spotted some Disney ducks way down yonder.






Then we found the real thing!






We're all smiling...but Santa Goofy was actually pretty weird.






Stacy made me take a picture of her with these Christmas decorations or else she would have kicked my butt.






I don't know what was so funny...I probably made a fart joke.






Minnie and Stacy had to get a girl picture.






Then us dudes stepped in and wanted to know if she was available.






Then Stacy came back and had to ruin our moment with Minnie!






Stacy didn't want to say goodbye to Minnie because she's had enough with hanging out with guys all day long.






But it was time to leave Minnie once and for all.






Mickey just woke up and forgot to take his night cap off for the picture.....






.....but we didn't mind even if he is a lazy mouse.






This bear was all alone so we stopped by and said hey.






I can never resist trying on a hat if we walk by a shop.






Me and Malek are totally trying to impress Stacy by not being scared of falling over this bridge.






I wanted to swim up but my body wouldn't let me for some reason.






Malek and Stacy try on some radical costumes and dance it up for a bit.






Its about that time to go so we had to get a tree shot.....






.....and then another one to celebrate for no one getting eaten by an animatronic lion.






The tram ride to the parking lot was very exciting, but Stacy kept complaining that the sun was too bright.






We headed over to Magic Kingdom for the rest of the night!






Chip 'n Dale wouldn't let us in until we got a picture with a lot of head room.






Pluto was the same way but he didn't care much about the whole head room thing.






WE'RE IN!!!!!






It's always nice to see during the holidays.






Purplish castle.






There wasn't a line for the motionless Dumbo ride so Stacy and I took advantage of this rare opportunity.






Then I kicked her off so I could have the whole Dumbo to myself.






It took us a while to find the courage to go inside The Haunted Mansion.....






.....but we went through the line and by the time we sat down in our doom buggy Stacy and I lost it.






We took a closer look at the castle and it was really cool to see with Christmas lights.






Wouldn't you agree? You better agree!






Ray has seen prettier castles in his day.






I asked someone to take a picture of all of us with the castle and this is what I got.






So I fired that guy and hired someone else to take the picture.






Stacy was not ready to express her excitement at this point.






Ray can be such a guy...and Stacy can be such a girl. What the heck.






Me and Ray will most likely pose like this every time we are in front of the castle from now on.






It's pictures like this that makes me wonder why people hang out with me!






Light purplish castle.






Me and Ray have also decided to walk the mean streets of Disney World like pirates.






You know you're scared.






This is quite possibly the best picture I have of Ray.






The scariest part about me is my Twinkies shirt.






I couldn't take the life of a pirate anymore and so I decided to just end it all.....






.....but Stacy was on the lookout and saw what was going down!






She told me the life of a wench is much worse and that I should reconsider about the pirate life...so I did.






The Stacy told me to never mess with her when she's wearin' da ears...so I didn't.






In fact, I other things that needed to be taken care of anyway.






We did our best pirate faces and documented it for blog purposes.






Later on I was out on Main Street trying to sell my photo passes that the Disney photographers kept handing to me throughout the day.






By the look on Malek's face he doesn't seem to excited about the fireworks show.






BUT TOUGH LUCK BECAUSE THE REST OF US WANTED TO SEE IT!!!!! Here are a few pictures so please enjoy.....






















































AMAZING!!!!!






Stacy is never impressed with fireworks shows.






We went on the Astro Orbiter.....






.....it was fun.






Ray and I decided to head out so we said goodbye to Malek and Stacy.






All and all, it was a fun day.












November 29th
Keith had called me a few days before this weekend and invited me to Disney World because he was able to get someone in for free with his ticket. I was planning on saving my last day of my 4 day ticket with my family when they come to visit for the holidays so I was all about heading over to one of the parks again. Stacy and Malek also joined us later on because they rarely miss out on opportunities to go to Disney World with friends if they have the chance. Here's what happened.....





Me and Keith are ready for some fun at Hollywood Studios!






But first I had to take the time to meet Pixar's finest...or something.






Stacy made it over and she's ready for some fun as well!






But she had no idea "fun" would entail The Tower of Terror.






I had no idea it would entail trees getting in my way.






We were so close...and yet so far because of all those stupid trees!













We couldn't believe we survived the elevator.






Me and Jack show off are happy faces.






Keith, Stacy and me roam the streets of fake Hollywood Blvd.






Even hedge Mickey can be bossy with those brooms.






It is now time to wait in line to go on the virtual Toy Story ride.






To pass the time I ate a bunch of stuff off the floor that I probably should have just left alone.






Stacy wanted to check out the fake general store to see if they had any scrunchies for her hair.






I was too busy MONKEYING AROUND!!! Get it? MONKEYING AROUND!!! Oh my, I tell ya...I sometimes don't know how I come up with such witty comments.






I had to go to jail because my shirt told me to. This little girl also thought I was weird.






Stacy was sad to see the lavender crayon wasting away.






I was on the lookout for this culprit.






Stacy was on the lookout for other cows...along with a store that sold scrunchies.






Malek eventually showed up and was proud to steal from a cardboard bank.






Mr. Potato Head hates it when people like us hold up the line for pictures with him.






He told us to move along or we'd be sorry.






I didn't believe him at first until he was trying to reach over and grab my fat head.






Malek and I are ready to shoot some 3D Toy Story characters.






Stacy and Malek are sort of excited to go on the ride.






But me and Keith were ready!






We were so ready that I didn't even need to pay attention the entire time and take pictures.






Me and Stacy always have to be separated on competitive rides like this one or else it gets ugly.






Stacy did a great impression of how I would Photoshop her into a picture.






Stacy knew the consequences for touching the spindle but she couldn't resist.






Malek is just playing it cool like how he usually does.






Its time for Rockin' Roller Coaster.






It was rockin'.






My big fat hand is always getting in front of people's faces.






It kinda looks cool...but I still think its funny how its just another gift shop.






We checked out the Spectacle of Lights later at night so here are a few shots.....




































Stacy and I sorta like Christmas lights at Disney World.






It was time to call it a night so Stacy and Malek say goodbye.






But I refused to leave until I went on one last ride, so I go my quarter's worth out of this thing while a little girl watched me acting weird.





Thus concludes this EPIC DISNEY BLOG!