3.17.2006

Chris Karner Drives From Havelock, NC to Woodbridge, VA

Chris sent me these pictures of a trip he took from Havelock, North Carolina to Woodbridge, Virginia. He wanted me to make an adventure out of it and he didn't give me any details other than where he started and where he ended up.





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It's time for Chris to go back to Virginia, but it looks like the ol' CY Playboy 7342 is down again. Apparently, it's exhausted from being up so much. HI-HOOOOO!!!!





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The only vehicles that were left were those non-flyin' kind with the "Alfalfa" antenna.





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I'm gonna go out on a LIMB here and guess that these are Chris' feet.





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Chris told the hotel clerk that he didn't know what happened to the lamp after there were questions about why it looked like it was strangled. But the hotel desk-cam reveals the truth.





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The hotel wall-cam also captured Chris practicing on his cool poses that he plans on trying out at the mall.





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After causing all the trouble at the hotel and the mall during the previous night Chris must hide his true identity and frame Antonio Banderas.





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I was a long way from Florida and Chris was nice enough to pick me up and give my feet a rest.





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But what I didn't know was that Chris stopped at the Burrito King before he picked me up and the smell was retched.





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I couldn't handle the smell anymore so I told Chris to drop me off at Pirates Point and I'll find my way back to Florida another way.





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Chris thought if he went 88 mph he could do a little bit of time traveling and get rid of that nasty Burrito King smell.





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But Chris didn't have a flux compasitor and all that wind made the smell much worse.





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I hitched a ride on a truck full of logs heading to Florida and passed Chris on the road.





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Chris couldn't believe it...and to tell you the truth I couldn't believe I did that either.





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Look at that sign...it says Skippers...isn't that funny? You don't need a comment for this one because it's sssoooooo funny and it's funny on it's own.





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You see, Chris thinks it's funny on it's own.





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Two hours go by and Chris is still laughing about that Skippers sign.





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Chris was thinking more about how to time travel and thought maybe if he came to a complete stop something would happen.





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"Awww, what am I doing wrong? I'll never get to Woodbridge in time."





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But when it looked hopeless for Chris to get to his destination, he then realized that he stopped right in front of his exit. After that things started lookin' bright from there on.





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Chris finally made it back but before he could even sit down someone knocked at the door. Chris then said to himself, "OH, WHAT NOW?"





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It's Leah!





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She's so happy to see Chris that the Burrito King smell doesn't even bother her.