Julie had free tickets to an Orlando Magic game and she wanted someone to go with her, so my name was the lucky one that she picked out of a hat! I'm almost certain that story is true so I'm stickin' with it! Of course, I brought along the camera so here's what happened.....
Word on the street was that the party was over at the Magic fanbulance, so me and my team spirit made it over there post haste.
Julie could care less about the fanbulance and wanted to go check out the cool stuff with cool people.
After picking up some cool stuff and hangin' out with the cool crowd she busted out the tix so we can head on inside.
I was so excited that I blew off all of Julie's new cool stuff from yelling with my ridiculously-sized mouth.
I don't usually like to brag but I can do a pretty good impression of a ridiculously-sized Dwight Howard bobble head.
We got free posters of YOUR Orlando Magic dancers!
Julie could care less about the poster of YOUR Orlando Magic dancers so THEY GOT SERVED!!!
The starting lineup was going on when we walked into the stadium and the dude in the dragon suit was already hogging the spotlight.
Although you can't see it, my socks were knocked off after being amazed by the starting lineup.
Here is a fine example of me and Julie's point of view of watching a nice and clean game of professional basketball during this fine evening.
They spare no expense for the halftime show at the Magic games, so it was quite a treat to watch DRASTIC PLASTIC perform in front of our very eyes!
It was even more amazing to see DRASTIC PLASTIC jumbo sized and surrounded by various advertisements.
The T.G. Lee Dairy advertisement was clearly the coolest one of all, so I hopped on and did my best to balance myself while floating around the court.
I was eventually dropped back into my seat and Julie was happy that I had a fun ride.
Seeing the Magic logo in green was almost as amazing as being in the presence of DRASTIC PLASTIC!
As much as I love yelling at librarians inside libraries...I must say that yelling at referees inside sports arenas are just as fun.
The opposing team fouled Dwight Howard and now he's at the free throw line. How dare they foul Dwight Howard...THE Dwight Howard!
The opposing team crossed the line again and fouled THE Dwight Howard.
GET THE ROCK!!!
Once again, Dwight Howard was fouled...THE Dwight Howard.
After a while THE Dwight Howard wasn't shooting free throws for a while so the refs stopped the game so THE Dwight Howard could take a few shots.
Then the dragon mascot found a huge Magic flag and wanted to show the crowd, so the ref also allowed the game to come to a halt for this.
According to the Magic announcer it was "time to make some noise." Julie followed the announcers instructions suitably.
As did I.
I ended up making so much noise it was bound to blow off some of the fans' cool stuff.
The game is now over and MAGIC WINS!!!
Julie begins to have a celebration in front of her seat.
I too, begin a celebration in front of my seat.
Hooray for the home team!
Seeing the Magic win made us think, "it was totally worth using those free tickets!"
Now it's time to get out this dump!
But Julie still wanted to celebrate and used a kazoo she had in her purse.
Then I continued to celebrate and used the two thumbs that I had on my hands.
We met up with THE Dwight Howard cardboard cutout in the hallway and all celebrated together.
Julie continued to celebrate by stomping on the virtual Magic basketball court while the usher politely watched.
When Julie was distracting the polite usher I totally busted out my thrashin' skillz to grind down a stairway railing outside.
Then me, my team spirit AND my two thumbs partied it down at the fanbulance 'till the break 'o dawn.
3.25.2008
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