
It's a beautiful day at Blue Springs State Park in Florida.

Look closely...there's a big ol' manatee down there. Either that or it's YO MAMA!!!

Someone's mom swims closely to the surface of the lake.

Brian sure does enjoy all of the mama's that came out for a swim on this fine day.

Then out of the blue this huge one-tooth, butt chin, unibrow lake monster came out of nowhere and ate YO MAMA!!! We had a few moments of silence for the mama's and then I had enough of Blue Springs.

On the way to a beach Brian found a Lighthouse Museum and thought, "WHAT THE HEY?! I LIKE LIGHTHOUSES!"

It just so happens that the camera was lying on Brian's face while he looked up at the entrance to the Lighthouse so it turned out to be a good picture.

No elevator? Not even a pulley system?

It's like a Tim Burton film.

The huge one-tooth, butt chin, unibrow lake monster came along and it was no match in competing against the lighthouse for The Tallest Person, Place or Thing Contest. Although I think it's butt chin is a lot bigger now for some reason. What's the deal?

Brian has never felt safer behind chicken wire in his life.

Tee-hee.

What if you were walking in the jungle and you suddenly saw a view like this?

What if you were walking in the jungle and you suddenly saw a view like this?

That tree ain't got notin' on the lighthouse. If that huge one-tooth, butt chin, unibrow lake monster was around he probably would have gotten second place in the contest but it was interested in seeing what was up with that cat.