Castillo de San Marcos Exploration

My friend Nils and I got away from Orlando for a day and went up north to St. Augustine. One of the things we did was visit an old fort called Castillo de San Marcos. Here's da pics!




Piisshhh...they call this a fort?



I can't believe they call this a fort.



Nils points out the fort.



"We're goin' in da fort!"



This is where people slept and urinated in the fort.



Somebody didn't put away their toys after play time.



It's very calm in the eye of Castillo de San Marcos.



This is where people cooked and urinated in the fort.



This was the very first bowling ball ever created.



The billboard crept up behind me and did a stick up. A negotiator came and got him to surrender though so everything was okay. His name was Todd and he really wasn't that bad of a guy...but I'm sure he was sentenced to be executed by sun down.



A good view behind steel rods is the best!



This is the fancy room.



Nils escapes through a secert tunnel to get away from me.



But he ended up finding me waiting around for him.



Me pretending to be scared of a ghost called "The Ghost of San Marcos," which is a name I just made up and have no idea if it's real or not.



Back in the calm ghost-free eye of the fort.



Nils isn't sure which door leads to the mens room.



We're on the second floor.



Here is a picture of Nils taking a picture of a canon.



I can't believe how ridiculous that last picture was.



Tis a nice day to be out on the harbor.



That tower is lookin' mighty erect.



Still erect.



WWWUUAAHHHH.....I'M IN AN ERECT TOWER!!!



Nils and I have sworn to never speak of the erect tower EVER AGAIN.



Here's me with my new buddy Canny.



Canny likes to be worn as a hat.



Nils was dying to try out Canny.



A few minutes later I realized that's all Canny wanted to do and I was disappointed.



Then we started talking and found out we have a lot in common.



Pretty soon we became best buds and had some drinks.



Nils found another canon to be friends with.



But after a few drinks he threw up in his new friend.



WE OWN THIS FORT!!!



Then some make believe soldiers came and they took over our fort that we once owned for five minutes.



They threatend to aim for the sun and destory it, which meant the entire planet would be doomed.



So we surrendered that no good rotten fort and left, but planet Earth owes us BIG TIME!