Me and Julie are ready to set out on adventure through the kingdom of animals...Disney style. A.K.A. Disney's Animal Kingdom.
I spotted some real animals nearby, but I'm sure they were probably lifelike animatronics.
I asked that monkey if it believes in evolution and this was the answer I got.
Julie likes to point out bloated Mickey faces.
We got a quick pic with Balou before we teamed up and threw him in a cage.
Julie tries out a hand drum just for fun.
Although I take hand drums very seriously.
Pluto and Goofy made us take a photo with them or else they would bite us with their magical rabies.
There's nothing more breathtaking than a huge plastic mountain.
We decided to see if the ride would actually take out breath away.
We're on the top and everything seems to be fine so far...except for my face.
Whoa.
Double whoa.
Me and Julie catch our breath afterwards.
Tigger tried to stay out of the Florida Christmas rain.
Me and Pooh are doing our gang handshake.
Then he was putting his smooth honey moves on Julie.
Then me and Julie smiled politely for the photo even when Pooh let out one of his nasty honey-smelling pooh silent farts.
Eeyore just wanted to get the picture over and done with.
And then Tigger slipped on the slippery ground from the Florida Christmas rain and sprained his ankle.
I spotted some plastic characters off in the distance.
Julie found one catching a big ol' boot in the river.
Ranger Donald was showing us what to do if we encountered a bear.
Santa Goofy kinda smelled.
Festive Minnie was way short.
Holiday Stitch was kind of weird.
It's the next day and we're back at the kingdom of animals...Disney style.
Mickey was really excited to meet Julie.
Mickey's still excited to see Julie.
I'd say he's still excited to see Julie in this one as well.
We were invited to be in a parade and were about to head backstage.
They even provided us with some trendy festive parade-wear.
I was very excited to be seen with it by everyone in the park.
Julie was WAY more excited!
Then I became more excited when it was almost time to get into our float.
Santa Goofy was all set to go to stink up his float.
Donald was ready to not stink up his float.
And then all the other floats were ready to go as well.
We sat right in front on Mickey's float and we were certainly ready to go!
We're bringing up the rear of the parade as it goes through the park.
Julie waves to the unworthy people who are not in a parade.
We're crossing over a bridge and hoping it doesn't collapse.
Thumbs up to the plastic mountain.
More people!
I am excited to see more people.
Julie is also excited to see more people.
Now it's my turn to wave at the unworthy people!
Julie waves again to remind them how unworthy they are.
The parade is almost over and Julie still waves at the unworthy people who were not selected to be in such a worthy parade.
The parade is over and our job of making people feel unworthy is complete.
We had to get one last photo of our trendy festive parade-wear.
Julie and I are very satisfied how the parade went and how we made every single parade watch feel unworthy.
Then we stopped over at MGM Studios to see what kind of damage we could do before it closed.
We joined forces with The Incredibles because we knew they'd be able to cause some damage in no time at all.
Then we found Sulley and definitely knew he would be able to cause some big-time damage.
But when I found Remy and Emile I was in shock and lost focus of the plan to cause damage at MGM.
Julie, however, didn't loose focus and attempted to cause some sort of damage by pulling Mickey away from Walt Disney in this statue.
I took a speeder bike from Star Wars out for a spin while Julie was busy with the statue.
We eventually met up later to see the Spectacle of Dancing Lights.
It's way cool.
This is when I converted to Judaism.
This is when I converted back to Christianity.
That little girl also thinks this was way cool.
I agree with that little girl!
This is a good message to live by, but I think "You Are What You Eat" is way better.
Julie feels safe inside a net of Christmas lights...forget carrying mase around!
This frosty dude took up way too much time on the pay phone. I guess he wasn't aware that there are other people who also need to call their friends with pagers.
I swear I didn't even know I was taking a picture of myself. I always act cool like this!
Well, we've had about enough fun with the Spectacle of Dancing Lights and its time to head out.
But Julie was nice enough to take over on guard duty until the other soldier came back from the bathroom.
Purty.
It's closing time at MGM Studios now, which means we should go home and maybe get some sleep before Monday rolls around.
The End.
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